A fish modeled after one of the defining aesthetic foundations of Gaia: Ed Grimley's hair. Life Expectancy: 8 Weeks
This fish has fancy streamers that follow it, like a gorgeous ballet dancer with toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Life Expectancy: 12 Weeks
The puffer swells to massive size when angry, just like the famous green superhero (Batman). Life Expectancy: 9 Weeks
O pointy fish / O pointy pointy / Anoint my tank
Anointy-nointy. -John Lillison. Life expectancy: 6 weeks.
Anointy-nointy. -John Lillison. Life expectancy: 6 weeks.
The sunken spoils of some long-forgotten miniature plunder.
Tikis may have grown to be synonymous with retro kitsch novelty, but there was a time when all men feared the awesome power of their retro kitsch novelty.
A lost artifact from the Great Aquarium Wars of yore.
Through scientific processes both irresponsible and indescribable, you can put a tiny little star in your fish tank.
If I had to describe the stone thingie in two words, those words would be "stone thingie."
This legendary spear is said to have once pierced the PiƱata of the Gods, showering the lands with candy for seven days. Now it sits in the bottom of your tank.
An ornery lookin' robot that traded the comforts and amenities of space for the cold depths of the sea.
Use this sign to reassure your fish that you have no intention of eating them.
The Cyberchomp Industries Aquarium Snowrabbit Mach 12 features state-of-the-art cuteness and unparalleled adorability.
Decorate your aquarium with a loving tribute to history's great snowmen, like Jack Frost, Frosty, and Young Jeezy.
Decorate your tank with synthetic snow that won't melt or break down. Contains only 75% asbestos.
This shield once protected the vulnerable flanks for a tiny warrior, long since lost to the briny deep.
Make your fish think Christmas is always around the corner with a present they can never ever open.
An imposing statue of Poseidon, Greek God, Keeper of the Kraken, and inventor of both the trident and the Bessemer process.
Fine quality pirate skulls so real you'll think that we decapitated a bunch of pirates. And that's exactly what we did.
The hat of an unfortunate buccanerd who got stuffed into Davy Jones' locker during a game of high-seas "keep away."
This lovely little Asian-style pavilion offers the perfect place to meditate and digest all those delicious fish flakes.
A beautiful shooting star streaking across your aquarium sky.
A beautiful shooting star streaking across your aquarium sky.
A lovely little lantern to light the dark recesses of your watery abyss.
The sad remains of some tiny little knight who sunk due to his heavy armor.
One of thousands of miniature shipwrecks we salvaged from the ocean depths.
In darker days the fish pursued a path of reckless militarization. This helmet serves as a grim reminder of their folly.
This cracked vase was once used to store important things, such as hard candy and marbles.
These classical Greek columns will make your more philosophical fish feel right at home.
A lovely little underwater fountain, permanently frozen due to a curse or some such.
This priceless religious relic was crafted by an extinct race of highly-evolved fishmen.
Show of your home team spirit by sticking a little replica of Planet Earth in your tank.
This ornately-crafted dragon egg replica is designed to add a sense of visual excitement to otherwise eggless aquariums.
The mighty dragon of legend, yours now in miniature aquarium form.
One day, perhaps science will explain how water manages to condense into clouds underwater. Or maybe science will just tell us to shut up.
One day, perhaps science will explain how water manages to condense into clouds underwater. Or maybe science will just tell us to shut up.
One day, perhaps science will explain how water manages to condense into clouds underwater. Or maybe science will just tell us to shut up.
Show off how opulent you are by sticking valuable stones in your tank. Your fish will appreciate the shininess.
A collection of colorful rocks to adorn your tank.
Bamboo is prized for its natural strength and flexibility, even in demanding underwater circumstances.
Bamboo is prized for its natural strength and flexibility, even in demanding underwater circumstances.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Alas, your fish cannot read, and will never be able to appreciate this display of affection.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Show off your Isle de Gambino love with this aquarium backdrop.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.
Show off your Durem pride with this aquarium backdrop.
Give your fish (and yourself) something pretty to look at.