Chess may be all about defending the King, but we all know who the true master is. The Queen ruthlessly controls the board by basically doing whatever the hell she wants.
A delicate little lidded bowl, filled with crystalline sugar. One can never tell what sweet things will come from it...
Finally, you too can see the world through rose-colored glasses like so many optimists.
Inside this colorful egg-shaped stone, something warm and alive is stirring.
A sparkling Black Berry paint job for your Scion.
A black paint job for your UFO.
A gleaming blue paint job for your UFO.
A metallic grey paint job for your UFO.
A mysterious metal coating for your UFO.
An incongruously pink paint job for your UFO.
A deep indigo paint job for your UFO.
A shiny red paint job for your UFO.
A cautionary paint job for your UFO.
A snazzy club decal for the UFO.
A snazzy diamond decal for your UFO.
A cute heart decal for your UFO.
A pinstriped spade decal for your UFO.
I bet you wish you had one of these on your real car.
You're chargin' your laser.
It's what makes UFOs so gloriously unidentified and flying.
Gives your UFO better radio reception, even in tunnels and asteroid fields.
A sneaky black lid for your UFO.
A bubbly blue lid for your UFO.
An indigo lid for your UFO.
A bright yellow lid for your UFO.
A damage-absorbing force field for your UFO.
This pink lid makes your UFO just a little bit more unidentified.
An alien green lid for your UFO.
White light goin' messin' up my brain.
A rusty paint job for your Scion.
A camo paint job for your UFO, perfect for staying hidden while abducting rednecks from the woods.
This jar contains an unimpressive little egg that resembles a glob of snot. You're probably not feeling great about this investment, but then, more interesting things have come from less interesting places...
Carry this bottle gingerly like your heart. It will be yours to keep, but you will soon learn that the love which lasts the longest is the love that is never requited. Never named is the unknown, since you can never see the end.
If you're lucky enough to catch a full moon on the clearest of nights, legend speaks of a special visitor...
Oh please, it's faux. :roll: *pets collar*
These shoes will match any outfit! ...or perhaps no outfit. Up to you.
These shoes will match any outfit! ...or perhaps no outfit. Up to you.
These shoes will match any outfit! ...or perhaps no outfit. Up to you.
This clutch purse is big enough to hold the necessities like my wallet, make-up bag, and keys. However, I've never actually opened it because I'm afraid one of the beads will fall off. ^^;
This playful red panda enjoys bamboo, and will be your friend for life!
This playful red panda enjoys bamboo, and will be your friend for life!
Just because your underwear is fancy and Japanese doesn't mean you should be running around in it, Mister.
Just because your underwear is fancy and Japanese doesn't mean you should be running around in it, Mister.
Just because your underwear is fancy and Japanese doesn't mean you should be running around in it, Mister.
Just because your underwear is fancy and Japanese doesn't mean you should be running around in it, Mister.
Just because your underwear is fancy and Japanese doesn't mean you should be running around in it, Mister.
A tight fitting bodice made of rich material and embroidered with gold. Perfect for all of your noble flaunting.
A layering piece, intended to supplement one's modesty. In reality it serves as more surface area to show off your riches.
Curious hair ornaments that you wear over your ears. They do a wonderful job of drowning out the voices of those unworthy of your attention.
A large rich hat with open sizing. It will fit even the most inflated head.
A hood with a long trailing tail. Beware of kittens.
Fine leather boots that will carry a bard as far as his voice can carry his song.